literally, nothing. it's just shorter than the last journal.

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.

You push for higher taxes so the government
can provide cows for everyone.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your
neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to
manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you
with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of
cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government
pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and
then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and
do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of
four cows. You are surprised when one cow
drops dead. You spin an announcement to the
analysts stating you have downsized and are
reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded
trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow
school.

GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond,
drink lots of beer, give excellent quality
milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of
vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where
they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.

You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42
cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however
many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan...
which is two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch
any creature' s private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US
government to find alternatives to milk
production but u se the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed
attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other
times she's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French
cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish
cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the
brown one best accidentally vote for the
black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at
all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state
tell you which one you think is the
best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Info
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (I wish it was darker)
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses. (I have them... rarely wear them)
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (the best was when it was a girl, she was hitting on me in the mall and I was like OMG I LOVE YOU, but I'm straight-ish)
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (hi daddy)
[] I've run away from home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house. (hi daddy)
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday. (NO)
[] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[] I have a job. (I might if I wasn't half-way around the world right now.)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (total yeah...)
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[] I failed more than 1 class last year
[] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (pronounced "lawl")
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing. (heh, just a little)
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (my other hand)
[] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment
[] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery. (I think it was serious.. the doctor told me that if he screwed up I would lose control of half my face, so it was serious to me!)
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[] I've had measles


Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (family road trip!)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe. (I'm there right now.)
[] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (I dunno if school PJ day counts, but if so, YEAH, and if not.. still yeah)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (in a fancy hotel and everyting)
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (I HATE MILK)
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing.
[] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (If you haven't done this, YOU SHOULD) (-agrees-)
[] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. (with lucie)
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment. (clingclingcling) (again, -agrees-)
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. (more than once.. but I still consider myself straight. Hm,, I think everyone has..)
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler. (-hug-hug-hug-)
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (it was that or say 'I'm hanging in a graveyard.. outside a zombie filled little hut)
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (Who hasn't?)
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. (wow I kinda feel like a badass right now, -feels one up to raven-)
[] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol. (not in large quantities)
[] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. (I WAS TOLD TO BY A DOCTOR BUT I WASN’T IN PAIN)
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (They taste good )
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem (… now I feel like a druggie)
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. (was diagnosed.. never took the pills)
[x] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. (again… never took the pills)
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. (I guess that'd be half an x)
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals. (They make me cry.)
[x] I've seen someone dying
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide. (I thought everyone did this, just like everyone plans the perfect murder)
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. (three, one was a present, two were because I had extra Christmas money)
[x] I own something from Hot Topic. (I really like that store, it's wear I found mandy in jacket form (wii jacket))
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[] I can sing well. (HAHA HELL NO)
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news. (I don’t watch it on tv but cnn.com is my homepage.. that counts right?)
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (not a lot.. ish)
[] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person. (HELL NO)
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat. (Heh.)
[] I love Spam
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day (I actually had to go out to best buy and buy more blank CDs)
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, red or blue or pink! (PINK AND RED)
[] I've worn pajamas to school. (does pj day count?.. hm)
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (GOD I HATE THAT)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. (sometimes, though I'm not very funny so not very often)
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (I've not turned in an assignment and still gotten 100% on it.)
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails. (and then mandy hits me)
[x] I play video games. (HALO!!! AND I WANT GEARS OF WAR MORE THAN I WANT TO LIVE!!!)
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Completely screwed here.)

[x] All of those are answered honestly.

wow , checked a fucking lot of these

List 12 Original Characters

1 : Quincy (amazingly cute, very, VERY gay, really nice, if I had a fav. character he would be it (but I don't -scoffs, laughs, chokes to death-))
2: Charlie (gay, seemingly very straight, gets hit on by girls a lot)
3: Carson (plans and executes robberies, his dream is to pull a job on Donald Trump)
4: Bobbi (computer genius, theif)
5: Oliver (serial killer, thief)
6: Sebastian (huge, over the top, man-whore, druggie, liar, cheat, rock star, DUDE why does ANYBODY like this guy? Why do I like him? Jesus… o wait.. because he's amazing)
7: Cameron (whiney, kind of annoying, stupid (not in the IQ sense but in the annoying sense))
8: Tommy (weirdest, most un-stereotypical rock star ever!)
9: Conner (man-whore, hot as hell)
10: Brady (ass-hole)
11: Lee (asian, seriously tattooed, amazing)
12: Mandy&Molly (not really made up but I needed to fill a slot)


1. Who would make a better couple, 4 (bobbi) and 5 (oliver) or 2 (charlie) and 11 (brady)?
Well, since Olli and Bobbi used to be a couple and probably will be again some time in their story line I'd say them.. but Brady and Charlie would be the funniest couple ever… because Charlie would kill him

2. 6 (Sebastian) and 12 (mandy&molly) are marooned on an inhospitable desert island with no food or water, only a single-shot pistol. Who gets shot?
Sebastian. He'd shoot himself to end the misery of drug withdrawal

3. Would 9 (Conner) cheat off of 3 (Carson)’s test?
I don't know if conner has ever taken a test and NOT cheated… so yes. But if it was Tommy (8) and half of the Mandy&Molly team (Molly) (12) then yes… definitely… he has…. I love that scene!!
4. 1 (Quincy) and 7 (Cameron) duel. What is it over, and who wins?
Quincy. Because if anyone tried to duel him Charlie would step in and kick their ass, even if it was one of their close friends… who they live with… and who has a best friend who will hire a hit-man to kill both of them if they ever lay a hand on her… god I miss this story….

5. Walking home late at night, 2 (Charlie) realizes 8 (Tommy) is following him/her ominously. What do they do?
Greet him with a man-hug and ask 'what's up dude?'

6. What might an accurate fortune cookie predict of 6 (Sebastian)’s future?
Death.

7. What would 10 (Brady) be voted in the yearbooks “Most Likely To:” section?
Most Likely to be murdered by a prior bully victim…. Or Tommy

8. How long does 1 (Quincy) last in boot camp?
dude…. Quincy would fail while walking through the front doors.. he's such a wimp!

9. After a rough week, 4 (Bobbi) goes to the spa and gets the works. 7 (Cameron) walks in and sees 4 (Bobbi) all mud-and-cucumbered-up. What does 4 (Bobbi) do?
Bobbi isn't really the mud-and-cucumber-up kinda gal.. so she'd probably pass her mud and cucumber onto Cameron (who BTW would be far more likely to enjoy it), wrap a robe about herself, and sit and talk with Cameron about who has the worst male relationship

10. What is the first chapter of 9 (Conner)’s autobiography titled?
"I AM AMAZING!"

11. 11 (Lee) knocks 8 (Tommy) out of the way of a car and is hit and killed. Does 8 (Tommy) go to the funeral, or just send flowers? What do they do at the funeral/ what kind of flowers?
this is a scary realistic situation, Lee would totatlly do that,, then Tommy would commit suicide for being the cause of his good friend's death,, then Molly would curse at his grave for leaving her until she suffocated from lack of air… then…. Everyone else would move on because no one cares aobut Molly

12. What celebrity would 12 (Mandy&Molly) adore?
… uhh… the guy who plays Mohinder on heroes

13. 3 (Carson) pranks 5 (Oliver)’s house. What do they do?
Uh… why would carson prank his own condo? And if Olli was to have his own house and carson was to prank it.. well bobbi would have to keep carson in hiding for a while.. Oliver's sense of humor is like, nonexistent.

14. 10 (Brady) and 2 (Charlie) are trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. What do they do?
Oh geez… only one would come out alive… hard to say who.. Brady has a lot of hatred to fuel his fight, but Charlie is, like, super-buff

17. Would 6 (Sebastain) rather go on an all-day shopping spree with 8 (Tommy) or 4 (Bobbi)?
Uh… jesus… Sebastian's idea of a shopping spree is stopping by the nearest dark alley and picking up some coke (and not mandy's kind).. but I guess Bobbi, While tommy is his good friend, Bobbi would be more likely to make fun of ugly people with him. Tommy would feel bad, bobbi wouldn’t ; D

18. 1 (Quincy) and 9 (Conner) team up to storm the Dark Lord’s citadel. A mysterious stranger, 6 (Sebastian), enters with 11 (Lee) trussed up in a sack. 12 (Mandy&Molly) jumps out of a hidden doorway and attacks 3 (Carson) because they think that 3 (Carson) is actually 5 (Oliver) in disguise. What does 4 (Bobbi) do after they are knocked over by 6 (Sebastian) dropping 11 (Lee) on their foot as they spot 1 (Quincy) and 9 (Conner) sneaking through the gate?
Holy crap! Um… Oliver would kill all of them.. except Bobbi.. and then Sebastian would become a ghost because he has unfinished business on earth..

19. 5 (Oliver) and 12 (Mandy&Molly) are lost in a mall together, what happens?
Oliver would never get lost. Not ever. And if he was he would blame Mandy&Molly, kill them, and get un-lost

20. What would 3 (Carson) do with a cell phone?
Use it to set up robbing Donald Trump

21. 8 (Tommy) sees a maiden in distress, what do they do?
He saves her. Because its what he does… he'd probably try to sing a song while doing it but he wont be able to because he isn't athletically fit enough for that.

22. A dragon carries 7 (Cameron) off, what does 8 (Tommy) do?
he calls Sebastian.. and Sebastian would save her. Probably die in the process because he's not cool enough to pull it off, but he would save her first. (BTW Tommy would save her too , but he calls Sebastian to inform him that the only person he cares about has been carried off by a dragon, so Sebastian takes over the rescue.

23. 2 (Charlie) enters a watermelon in the state faire; 5 (Oliver) comes away with the blue ribbon for 2’s watermelon, what does 2 (Charlie) do?
-glare-
That’s it.

24. 6 (Sebastian) has invited 8 (Gaston) over for dinner, what does s/he make for them?
McDonalds.

25. What actors would you chose to play 5(Oliver) and 10(Brady) in a romantic comedy with 5(Oliver) being already involved in some way with 3(Carson) ?
---- dunno…

1. Whats your full name?
Charlie: Charles Brown Jenson
Quincy: Quincy Patrick Carson : D
Sebastian : Sebastian Gerard Pike
Tommy : Thomas Alexander Frederick Ricardo Fell
Molly : Molly. Why do you need to know more than that?
Conner : Jim.
Mandy : Miranda Shawn Toman
2. Whats your age?
Quincy : 19!
Charlie : older than him, but not by too much!
Sebastian : dude, no one cares about your age difference but you
Tommy : yea!
Molly : great input

3. Height and weight, if known.
Mandy : why? What is the point of knowing that?
Conner : maybe they need it for reference!
Mandy : shut up loser
Conner : you shut up! Whore!
Mandy : MAN-WHORE! Who asked you anyways, no one wants your opinion!
Conner : shut up
Mandy : wow, you sound so smart when you repeat yourself! Loser!
Conner : cu—
Molly: ENOUGH!

4. What is your species?
Sebastian: -rolls eyes and walks off-
Tommy: SUPERMAN!
Molly: SPIDERMAN!
Mandy: ... necroensephelaphagephile
Conner: that's real smart,
Quincy: -stops argument- Kitty! Or monkey.. hm…
Sebastian: -walks back into convo- defiantly monkey.
Charlie: Lion!
Quincy: OMG! NOOO

5. Do you believe in love?
Sebastian: No.
Tommy: YES! –kisses Molly-
Molly: mmpphh
Quincy: YES!
Charlie: -kisses Quincy-
Conner: -glare-
Mandy: -avoids eye contact-

6. Who do you like?
Molly: Tommy
Tommy: myself
Conner: me
Sebastian: -sad, dreamy expression-
Quincy: I like everyone!
Charlie: good to know

7. Name your best buddies.
All: -looks around happily-

8. At what date you were born?
Conner: can't you figure that out from our ages?
Mandy: maybe they don’t want to spend that time!
Quincy: NOT AGAIN!

9. Favorite Movies?
---skippin---
10. Do you consider yourself an sexy or cute person?
Conner&Tommy: FUCK YES!!
Molly: I'm so sexy!! –does dance-
Mandy: -scoffs-
Sebastian: they think so –oints at screaming fan girls-

11. How would you describe yourself?
Quincy: I think I'm nice!
Everyone else: yea, he really is
Mandy: -whine- I hate talking about myself!!!!

12. Who do you hate?
Mandy: stupid rock stars who think they are the shit and can't even play the drums very well, especially when they were only picked for their band because THE BAND HAD NO ONE ELSE TO GET!!!
Conner: You are so subtle
Everyone else: SHUT UP!

13. What do you hate?
Quincy: Stop asking hate questions!

15. Where do you live?
Quincy: on a bus
Sebastian: in hell.
Charlie: Stupid emo!
Molly: on a bus.

17. Tell us some secret that you have.
Sebastian: Will you tell Cameron?
Tommy: I cheated.
Molly: WHAT?!
Tommy: 7th grade math final… I sat behind Molly and I cheated
Molly: -HUGE sigh- Oh. That. Yeah we all know.
Quincy: -thinks hard- I dunno… I guess my mom could be a secret
Mandy: Which one?
Conner: You have two moms? DUDE! LESBIAN ACTION!
Mandy: No, you insensitive PRICK! He has a biological mother, and a foster mother, and some other people who floated in and out of his life.
Conner: -shuts up real fast-
Quincy: Um, -self conscious glance- heh..
Charlie: -hugs Quincy- lets talk about something else